Holistic Marketing

Strategy A

MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha.”

Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”

Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.

While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.

Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document.

Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.

Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

Put your trash can on your desk. Label it “IN.”

Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

Send e-mail messages saying there’s free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, “Oh you’ve got to be faster than that.”

Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

(taken from: http://www.ahajokes.com/off35.html)

Strategy B

COPY A SUCCESSFUL MARKETER AND FOLLOW HIS INSTRUCTIONS STEP BY STEP

Whenever you want to earn money you´re in the salesman position. Wether you wante to sell a product, just a profit generating idea or act as an affiliate marketer by promoting other people´s products and receiving sales provisions.

That means, whatever activities you plan to make money – online – there is a simple methodology, a guideline you can follow step by step towards your success.

Step #1

Make sure to know from the bottom of your heart what your target is. Dare to (day)dream again, the more “unrealistic” the better! Write down whatever ideas come up to your mind. Don´t value, there is time for that later. Begin to behave “as if” (e. g. have a look at “The Science Of Getting Rich“).

Step #2

Check out which kind of marketing you prefer. Do you have your own products to sell? Do you think you can better sell (= recommend) other people´s products. Then you just have to do the “pre-sell” and collect your affiliate provision. No trouble with shipping and handling, no discussions with buyers, no hassle with production, storing, handling, packaging and shipping.

Step #3

You´ll have to find a suitable niche if you are not pre-determined by own products, personal relationships or other pre-despositions . There are a handful of excellent tools you can use to find your best performing niche, choose the right keywords / search phrases that will make the search engines deliver the traffic you will need to make money online.

Step #4

Now you´re ready to care for your online presentaion. What kind of website will you build? Shall it be a blog, a single page, a membership site or a web shop… ?

Step #5

Are you a good copywriter? If not you can learn it. Yes, you can! This is indeed something you should care for – or find somebody do it for you (outsourcing).

You´ll write texts for your squeezepage, for your salespage and a number of newsletters.

Step #6

Finally you´ll need a place where you can publish your offer, and a form. You don´t have to re-invent the wheel as there are lots of preformatted templates, blogs etc..

If you want a complete ready-to-go system you only have to fill with your content I can recommend the Butterflymarketing solution by Mike Filsaime, one of the most famous, experienced and successful webmarketing experts. ==>> Mike Filsaime´s Butterflymarketing Homepage

Conlusion

Turn your KNOWLEDGE into CONTENT, your CONTENT into TARGETED TRAFFIC, and your TRAFFIC into INCOME!

FREE seems to be the most magic word used by marketing pros.

Asked why there is such a great attraction in free stuff you will probably respond: “Are you serious with your question? It´s obvious that anybody will get something free rather than pay for it!”
Sorry but that doesn´t answer the question though the answer is right.

There are as I mentioned before some so called cosmic rules all of us have to follow. One of these rules is “The Law of Give and Take”. According to this law everything is looking to be in balance. The balance of Yin and Yang is what the old Chinese doctors define as healthy.

If someone is attracted by getting something free he seems to not being aware of the balance of give and take.

If someone is always offering something free and doesn´t charge you for his goods or service how long do you think will he survive with his business? There are some typical jobs like nurses, mothers etc. addicted to this kid of marketing. After a while these people suffer from exhaustion, being mobbed, depressions …

Most of us are born in a family situation of limited wealth. We are grown up with little money, little time, little love. So our recources are limited.

And now I´m limited by time as I have to get my train. I´ll be back with this in a few days when cbak home.

Have a nice weekend.

Christoph